"Hahahaha." I continue to laugh.

"Al-" Charlie starts. 

I look down at her. My eyes narrow.

"Wait, you're serious?" I ask.

She wants to try and change me? Oh shit. I'm astonished. I haven't felt like this since the Stock Market crash of 1929. My shadow and I exchange strange looks. Is she for real? How am I supposed to react? My Shadow reaches for Charlie. I glare at him. He backs off.

"Yes. Yes, I am." She says.

"Charlie, you can't change a sinner like this asshole!" Vagatha yells.

"Finally, we agree on something." I say.

I roll my eyes.

"C'mon Al. Everyone here can change." Charlie says.

"Not me sweetheart." I say.

"Hah. Trying to change me is like trying to change stone." Angel Dust laughs.

Charlie looks down. My shadow nudges me. I look at him. He whispers something in static language. I smile as I listen.

"How about a bet?" I ask her.

"A bet?" She asks.

"Do you actually believe you can change me?" I ask.

She nods and straightens. I offer her my hand.

"So do we have a deal?" I ask.

Vagatha gets in front of her. She points her spear at me. I let out a small chuckle. 

"See that. You can't change me. You never will." I walk off.