YO IM SITTING ON THE COUCH RIGHT AND LIKE NO ONES UP AND IM ON TIK TOK AND CLOSE OUT OF IT TO CHECK WATTPAD (it was dry as usual) AND RIGHT AS I CLOSED OUT I SAW THIS FUCKING BIRD CRASH INTO THE FRONT WINDOW AND IT WAS LOUD ASF HE SAID 'BONK' AND THEN FLEW AWAY AND IM SITTING HERE CACKLING