(Zosan)

"Daddy!" A voice chimed.

Sanji grumbled tossing over to curl closer to his husband. Zoro rumbled wrapping an arm around him. He glanced over to the two tufts of green hair and the one shaggy blonde.

"Daddy, you gotta make us breakfast. It's the first day of school!" Satori whined.

"Yea daddy! And you gotta make our lunch!" Shizen huffed.

"And. I don't know what to wear." Lou sighed.

"Alright. I'm up. You needy little nut balls." Sanji grumbled.

"Ah good morning my sweet sunshine." Zoro purred.

"Shove it."

Zoro cupped his face kissing him softly. Sanji fluttered open his eyes as Zoro pulled away. Sanji grunted to the three children dog piling him.

"Oi! I wanna good morning kiss too!" Satori cried.

"Yea me too!" His brothers followed.

Sanji chuckled sitting up and kissing each of their sons. They climbed out of bed all heading down to the kitchen. Where the boys climbed up to the table and Zoro and Sanji headed to the kitchen.

"That better not be what I think it is." Sanji muttered.

"Is it? Or is it your perverted mind thinking something else." Zoro purred in his ear.

"Maybe later."

Zoro sat with his children as Sanji hurried to finish breakfast and prepare the children's lunches. Bringing food to the table. Sanji stepped around the table giving his family breakfast. Sanji stiffened as he sat in the place beside his husband.

"Get. Your hand. Off my ass." Sanji hissed.

"It's an accident." Zoro shrugged.

"Your hand is still-"

"It's still an accident."

He sighed digging into his breakfast.

Once breakfast was over Sanji helped dress the boys as Zoro did the dishes. Then they headed downstairs lined up by the door. Sanji joined his sons holding there lunch bags.

"Bye dad!" Satori called.

Kissing his father. Sanji handed him his lunch. Shizen exchanged his kiss for his lunch. And Lou the youngest of the brothers took his lunch and got his kiss.

"Bye daddy. See you soon!"

Then left with the rest of his brothers. Sanji sighed shutting the door. Zoro wiped off his hands seeing Sanji exhausted leaning against the door.

"My my cook, exhausted already?" Zoro hummed.

Before Sanji could respond. Zoro scooped him up, Sanji rested on his shoulder as he took him upstairs.

"I'm sorry I'm just-"

"Oi. Think of yourself for once. Besides sleeping in a bit longer is nice too."

As the hours went by school was over and the boy's had come home.

"And then boom! He turned into a demon." Lou explained.

His elder brothers blinked in surprise as Lou closed his book. They grinned as they headed inside there home kicking off there shoes and bags. But to there surprise. Both of there fathers weren't there to welcome them at the door.

Spreading out they searched the house until there was a noise upstairs. The three grinned heading upstairs to there fathers room. Satori blinked peaking in through the crack in the door. Shizen and Lou followed poking there heads in.

"Tired already hm?" Sanji purred.

Blinking in unison the brothers pulled back looking to each other then back through the door. There blonde father sat bare on there moss fathers lap. Zoro's hands to Sanji's hips while Sanji gleamed a shit eating grin.

"You think that's all I have in me shit cook?" Zoro growled.

Sanji grunted as Zoro's lips pulled into a smirk.

"What are they doing?" Shizen whispered.

"I think there having sex?" Lou muttered.

Satori stumbled into the room earning there fathers attention.

"Are you guys having sex?!" He cried.

Zoro grabbed the sheet pulling it over Sanji.

"All of you living room. Now." Zoro hissed.

The three scrambled down the hall having Zoro sigh. Sanji frowned clutching onto the sheet.

"I didn't want to have this conversation this early." Sanji sighed.

The three boys sat on the couch as Zoro stepped into the living room. All three hung there heads looking into there laps. Sanji joined them holding a small tray if cookies. He set them on the coffee table and sat back on his heels.

"I'm so sorry you had to see us like that." Sanji pleaded.

The three looked up to him as Zoro put a hand on his shoulder. Sanji looked up to him and then back to the boys.

"How do you know what sex is?" Zoro grunted.

They pointed to Lou pursing his lips slightly. Zoro cocked a brow as the youngest held out his book. Sanji took it as he read through it.

"Lou. This isn't for you to read." Sanji said.

"But. I don't like reading kiddy books! There lame and-"

"I will buy you new books okay? Don't take a book without our permission. Understand?"

"Yes daddy."

Sanji smiled clapping his hands together.

"Now lets put this whole thing behind us and-"

"Yea but whats sex?" Shizen asked.

Sanji stood and patted Zoro's shoulder.

"You have this conversation."

Then proceeded to go to the kitchen. Zoro sighed going to sit with his son's. They looked up at him with curiosity and innocence.

"Well. When two daddies love each other they... get naked and..." Zoro paused thinking before his face lit up, "Its like gardening. But. A bit different. See. You have a seed and plant it in-"

"Okay that's enough. We'll tell you when your older. And if you don't gripe about it I'll let you all have two scoops of ice cream tonight. Deal?" Sanji huffed.

The three boys nodded as Zoro sighed in relief.

"Now go upstairs and play. I'm gonna start dinner soon."

The three grinned going upstairs to play. Sanji sat with his husband. Wrapping his arms around Zoro's neck and hardened his face.

"Don't give me that look your the one who put me in that situation."

"We haven't finished what we started. You have 15 minutes before I start dinner. Let's go to the bathroom and.... clean up."

Sanji kissed him softly before heading upstairs. Zoro purred following after him.