(Slight NSFW)

"So. How did this happen?"

Zoro shifted crossing his arms as his neck was held in a splint. Zoro had broken his neck and Chopper was rushed onto the scene.

"I uh. Overstrained myself."

"I kicked him." Sanji purred.

Nami cocked a brow. There was slight hesitation in his voice. Sanji was at the scene when it happened and got Chopper but. There stories weren't lining up.

"I accidentally dropped my weights." Zoro shrugged leaning against the mass.

Usopp furrowed as Luffy laughed.

"T-That's a lie." Usopp stammered.

"You calling me a liar?" Zoro grunted.

"Yes."

"Well it's not so. Don't worry about it."

Zoro stepped away to the kitchen.

"That's funny. Sanji was just telling me he broke his neck." Nami said poking her head out from her tangerines.

Hopping down she joined them as Chopper stepped out on deck holding a handmade neck brace.

"Hey Chopper what did Zoro tell you happened to his neck?" Nami called.

He turned to her poking his head out from the railing.

"He overstrained himself." He said.

"THEIR LYING!" Luffy gasped.

Sanji perked up to the crew stepping into the kitchen as Chopper went to Zoro.

"Oi. Food isn't ready yet. It will be about another 15." Sanji grunted.

"Sanji. You lied to me." Nami huffed.

Zoro perked up to them surrounding him. Sanji was backed up against the stove as his eyes filled with dread.

"I. I-"

"Oi oi leave him alone. He didn't mean to." Zoro grunted.

The crew turned to Zoro, as Chopper tightened the neck brace.

"You shut your trap!" Sanji hissed.

"You REALLY want to know what happened to my neck?" Zoro asked.

They nodded as Zoro sighed in defeat. Sanji slowly slunk down to the stove finishing up lunch. A sly grin grew on Zoro's face as his eye kept to the back of the cooks head.

"The cook sat on my face and broke my neck." Zoro purred.

Then dodged the spoon thrown to his head.

"I told you to shut up!" Sanji growled.

"Oh gross." Nami growled.

Sanji whined as she left as Usopp and Chopper left.

"I don't get it? Why did you sit on his face?" Luffy blinked.

"Luffy, when a two bit chef and a great swordsmen love each-"

Zoro caught the fork thrown at his head.

"YOU ARE NOT EXPLAINING THE BIRDS AND THE BEES IN MY KITCHEN!" Sanji snapped.

"Your right." Zoro sighed.

Sanji rolled his eyes turning away as his attention was taken to lunch. He stiffened to the body pressed up to his. As Zoro leaned over his ear licking over the shell of it.

"Why don't we show him?" Zoro purred, "After all, as long as I have a face you'll always have a place to sit."