i have a problem. i have known this for a long time, but i have never shared it with anyone (except maybe with cosmicmisfit), even tho i know a lot of you can relate.

i turn everythinh into frerard.

and no, not the "oMg Gerrard tweeted frOnk!!! frerarr is real!!1!" type of 'turning everything into frerard' but the 'i overheard someone talking about them working in a pizza shop as young and now im making up this PizzaGuy!AU oneshot including pizza tables' and 'i watched a buzzfeed video about edible sex toys and now i want a oneshot with them using it'

liKE THIS IS HAS BECOME A SERIOUS PROBLEM. people cant tell me anything without me coming up with a frerard au or concept to that and then i end up zoning out and i miss everything they say :-)))))

does anyone have a cure?? have you dealt/are dealing with this? i'll make a support group

save me
free him

- zoo