yes ik these have been done dozens of times but you know what? fuck that. i have some points on my own so lets get started. ok now, so, im not that good at writing fanfiction, but i have read my fair share (600+)

• characters never brush their teeth.

okay so i dont know if this is a completely normal thing to do, because im not from an english-speaking country so maybe its common. i also know that its rlly boring to read and adds nothing to the plot but COME ON. do you kiss your mother with that foul smelling mouth?

• the character owns a dog but the writer doesnt know how dog care work.

this is something that really bothers me . NO your dog will not be fine getting walked every other day and then just spend some time in the back yard. this is close to abuse as your dog has to be walked at least 2-3 times a day. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT FORGET TO FEED IT. (preferably once in the morning and once in the evening)

• characters confessing their love for each other after 1 hour????

no???????? are you 12??,,?,?

• the antagonist is always the jock and/or the "slutty", bitchy prep.

this is something that has bothered me ever since i ever started reading fanfiction. this is not only for boyxboy stories but also girlxboy and girlxgirl. especially the girl thing. for some reason every girl in the story besides the protaginst is spawn of satan and they are all the same and they are all orange barbie dolls, tits so big they soon gon' explode. like no. N O. you know how many people actually are like that? almost no one. you think you know one that is exactly like that? well youre wrong, and youre being a whiny little bitch that need to open their eyes the fuck up. And by the way, what youre doing is called sexism. fucking stop it.

• why do they never visit family what is up with that

• frank and gee likes shitty band they would never ever even listen to in reality.

yeah okay i GET it. its fiction, you can do whatever the fuck you want, but when ever they show off their black veil brides/asking alexandria/botdf backpacks to each other i just want to puke.in.my.mouth.

• wake up at 6am -> doesnt eat/brush their teeth/does anything but change clothes -> barely reaches bus -> school -> comes home -> goes to bed -> repeat.

okay what. you kow a day lasts 24 hours, right? thats the shortest days ever like what. thats like 7-9 hours. plus sleep. do you sleep for 16 hours? i dont. though i wish i could.

 A/N i had to look up how to write antagonist and protagonist. thanks obama.

this was short but what ever i have a commode to paint.