(Flashback)

Ky (DOB Jan 11- Capricorn): *Drops last bag in trunk of car* That's the last of it. *Dusts hands and looks at L* You sure you don't want to live in the studio with the rest of us? I'm sure we can figure out something for ya.

L (DOB April 20- Taurus): I'm sure! Besides, I'm living with 13 other people. The rent will be pretty cheap if we all pitch in equally.

Meg (DOB Jan 11- Capricorn): Alright *Closes trunk* But don't come running back if you hate them.

L: They're probably not that bad. Besides, they have lived with each other for a few years now. I'm sure most things have been worked out since then.

A (DOB Jan 11- Capricorn): Where exactly are you living?

Jay (DOB- August 10- Leo): Yeah. *Checks things in car* I'd like to know myself. Plus, I'd also like to tell Bob, too.

L: Sure! *Pulls out pic*

Meg: DAYUM! *Steals phone to look at the house better* That's nice!

Ky: *Puts hands behind back* How rich are these guys?

A: *Scratches chin* How far are you going from here?

L: Megan, I know it's gorgeous (and give me my phone back)!
     Ky, they're not rich, they just share the $12,000 rent.
     A, it's only half an hour. So you guys could come and visit me!

Jay: *Looks at the pool* I'm coming over with my family and boyfriend so we can all go swimming.

Ky: Hey! *Lightly shoves Jay* You better bring me along.

Jay: Oh, you bet I would!

L: *Laughs* Well, I hope you guys do come and visit. I'm sure we could host a party or something during that time. *Sighs and Hugs everyone* Jay, tell Bob I'll miss his cheery attitude every morning.

Jay: Will do.

L: *Hugs Megan* Will you be sure to send me more pictures and comics?

Meg: Pffftt! Is that even a question?

L: Good. *Hugs A* Please keep me updated on the latest trends.

A: You can count on it.

L: Fantastic. And you! *Points to Ky*

Ky: *Raises brow* Yes?

L: *Hugs Ky* Don't overwork yourself. *Pulls back and pats Ky's shoulder*

Ky: *Chuckles* I'll try not to.

L: Promise?

Ky: I promise. *Slaps L's back* Now get a move on. You're roomies are waiting for ya.

(Reality)

*TOTAL CHAOS*

*Plates smashing to the ground, food flying everywhere, cartoonish fight sounds, cat screech, also heavy metal music is blasting*

???????: SON OF A BITCH!

???: YOU WANNA GO?! HAVE AT THEE!

??????: Oh my God, Leo! You were suppose to help us cook dinner for our new member of the house! Not start a damn food fight with Scorpio!

??????: Seriously! Do you not have any self control?!

*More things get damaged*

??????: *Cries while under the table* This is madness! *Covers self as plate comes flying their way* UGGGHHHH! When I'm not included in anything, everything goes to hell!

?????????: *Dodges flying dishware* Ugh... I live in a house of irresponsible morons! *Looks around* Pisces! Taurus! The hell did they go? *Notices me* Oh shoot... *Slowly Walks over* I think you better go to the third floor. You're Laila, right?

L: Yes...

??????????: *Sighs* Just get upstairs and calm down.

?????????: I WILL KEEL EVERYTHING!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA! *Pounces over ????????? to get ?????*

?????: AHHHHH! *Slams to floor*

????????: *Whispers in ?????'s ear*

?????: *Gives a smirk to ????????* Meet you in a bit... but please get off of me! *Rolls over to get ?????????? off*

L: .... *Deadpan face* What have I gotten myself into? *Moves out of the way of mess* Jesus Ch- *Sees ????? Spying on ???????? and ????? going into a closet* Ummm...

?????: Shhhh! I need to see what they're doing! *Spies more*

L: Oh my God, this house is full of weirdos! *Gets to upstairs living room* Dear... God... *Sighs with relief and sees ????? sleeping on the couch*

?????: *Wakes up from nap after another plate smashes downstairs* Wha? *Notices me* Excuse me, but are Scorpio and Leo fighting downstairs?

L: If you're talking about the food fight downstairs with some weirdos, then yeah.

?????: Well, sorry you had to deal with that. *Sits up and yawns* Name's Aries. You Laila?

L: Yeah. At least someone in this house is normal.

Aries (March 21- April 19): Pffftt. If you think I'm normal, then you've seen the worst of the worst.

L: Already? *Gives a tired look* Ughhhh...

Aries: Eh... you get use to 'em. *Sees ??????????* Hey Capricorn, I wouldn't go in there if I were you!

L: *Looks at Capricorn and eyes widen* *In thoughts* That's the person that told me to go upstairs... *Checks them out* damn they're hot.

Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19): *Stops in front of a room* I just have to get something from Sagittarius. They took the laptop for something. *Goes in the room and screams while immediately getting out* What the fuuuuuuck...? *Face turns red*

Sagittarius (Nov 22- Dec 21): *Closes the door and yells from other side* The fuck, Capricorn?! Ever heard of knocking?!

Capricorn: I didn't think you'd be masturbating! Uggghhh! *Rubs eyes* I have been scarred for life!

Sagittarius: *Peeks head out of room* We will never speak of this ever again. You hear?

Capricorn: Deal...

Sagittarius: *Notices me and face goes pale* Uhhhh.... *Taps Capricorn's shoulder*

Capricorn: *Notices me and eyes widen* Well.... shit...

L: Don't say anything... *Frustrated and shakes head* Just... tell me where my room is and everything will be fine!

??????: Ahhhhhh! Taurus, stop!

Capricorn: *Looks in direction of voice* Pisces? *Looks to Sagittarius*

Sagittarius: *Face pales more* If Taurus does anything to Pisces-

Capricorn: *Gets mad* They better fucking not! *Runs towards where voice was* Taurus, get the hell away from Pisces!

L: *Annoyed* I still haven't gotten my room?

??????: *Runs upstairs* Ahhh! *Laughs* Capricorn, stop chasing me!

Capricorn: *Grabs ?????? by waist* If you did anything to Pisces-

??????: C-Capricorn! It's okay! *Puts hand on Capricorn's shoulder* T-Taurus just showed me weird stuff while we were exploring outside!

Capricorn: *Looks at Pisces* You're not just lying because you're afraid of them hurting you, are you?

Pisces (Feb 19- March 20): N-no! I promise. Just please don't hurt them...

Taurus (April 20- May 20): Better listen to them, Capricorn. You might get lucky tonight if you do. *Winks*

Capricorn: *Blushes and lets go of Taurus with disgust* Please don't do that ever again.

Taurus: *Chuckles* No promises~ *Notices me and gives a look* The hell is this chick?

L: *Pissed off* This "chick" is an angry ass bitch who just came in to this chaos and wants to know for the third fucking time... *Inhales* Where. Is. My. ROOM?!

Pisces: *Hides behind Capricorn*

Capricorn: *Anger goes away and replaced with concern* It's okay, Pisces. You don't have to be scared. She's just had a long day.

L: The term "bad day" is just an understatement by a long shot...

Taurus: Noted... *Points down the hall* Your room has a unicorn plushie in front of it. Can't miss it.

L: Thank you! *Walks towards Taurus* Finally someone that's sensible.

Aries: *Stretches* If you think that Taurus is sensible, then you've must've been through some shit today.

L: Well, you and they are the most normal I've seen in this household so far.

Taurus: Before you go, what's your Sign? You humans have Signs, right?

L: *Smiles* I'm just like you: Taurus. *Walks towards room*

Capricorn: Another Taurus? Oh God, I'm gonna die in this house.

Pisces: Please don't...

L: *Picks up unicorn plushie and opens door to a nice room* Damn... *Sets stuff down next to desk and flops on the bed* Jesus Christ, what have I gotten myself into?

A/N: Hey! So... yeah! Summer started and am I super excited to start this new experience!

*Shit goes on in the background with Scorpio and Leo*

Scorpio: GOD DAMN IT! WILL YOU STOP?!

Leo: F*** off Scorpio! I'm not doing jack s***!!

??????: Will both of you just shut the fuck up and let us cook?!

??????: Jesus Christ, what does it take for us to get some peaceful cooking done?

L: *Sighs* More like was. I'm going to be recording all my experiences with the Zodiac Signs for the whole summer. These chapters will be updated as often as I can manage, and it'll be fun to see how each Sign acts everyday. So, I'll see you in the next chapter!

P.S. Chapters will not have A/N at the end of them. It will only be an RP situation, and it will go how most of the chapter went.

P.P.S. If your Sign doesn't have your personality or hobbies or traits, then please don't hate on me. I'm only doing this on a basic stereotype on what the Signs are based on studies. You are your own person with your own traits.

Anyways, PEACE!