The Signs See a Movie

*everyone's 7:00 am alarm clocks go off*

Aries: *Presses the off button and yawns, gets dressed quickly*

Taurus: *Moans* whyyyy *slaps off button and stretches back* why is my mattress so hard?

Gemini: *hears the sound of the alarm clock from upstairs and shrugs, continuing secret plan*

Cancer: *wakes up and screams from nightmare*

Libra: *barely wakes up, Cancer's screaming the only thing making her get out of bed*

Leo: *shifts uncomfortably in bed and hits snooze*

Virgo: *presses the off button and continues working on schedule*

Scorpio: *springs out of bed and presses the off button*

Sagittarius: *takes three tries to slap the snooze button*

Capricorn: *sleeps through alarm*

Aquarius: *goes to turn off Gemini's alarm*

Pisces: *secretly set alarm for 8:00 am*

Gemini: *screams* EVERYONE GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!

Libra: *walks downstairs with hand on Cancer's shoulder*

Virgo: *gets everyone else to come downstairs* what is it Gem?

Gemini: I figured out what we're going to do today!

Virgo: well umm I already spent all night making a plan an-

Gemini: we're going to see a movie!

Everyone but Virgo and Gemini: Woohoo!

Virgo: but I thought we could do some errand-

Gemini: I already bought the tickets

Virgo: *huffs silently to herself*

*at the movies*

Aries: Seriously? I don't want to see a f-

Virgo: language.

Aries: KIDS MOVIE!

Pisces: why must you always be mad at everything, it's my turn to choose! and I did!

Capricorn: Aries, it's Pisces turn.

Aries: Taurus! You agree with me, right?

Taurus: will there be popcorn?

Scorpio: sure.

Taurus: sorry Aries, it's Pisces' turn.

Gemini: I believe you, Aries.

Aries: thank you Gemini.

Cancer: but Gem! The movie looks so good!

Leo: *waves ten dollar bill*

Gemini: sorry Aries *grabs bill*

Libra: wow this movie looks good. Aries, you should give it a chance.

Aries: no.

Sagittarius: *Mocking Aries* no. I will never see that movie! Even though the reviews are in my search history!

Aries: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT! *blushes*

Capricorn: you never clear your search history.

Aries: ok, but how did you get into my computer?

Aquarius: you keep your password written down in your diary

Aries: w-what? I-I don't have a diary heh heh *is clearly lying* but theoretically if I did... How would you get past the lock?

Capricorn: I picked it.

Everyone: *stares in awe at Capricorn*

Sagittarius: I didn't know you could pick locks.

Aries: Seriously?

Capricorn: ya.

Leo: c'mon guys, we're gonna miss the movie!

*in the movie*

Aries: heh, I knew this movie would be bad *secretly loves it*

Tauras: *scarfs down all the popcorn*

Gemini: *falls in love with the main character*

Cancer: *sobs* THIS MOVIE IS SO SAD!

Leo: *squeezes in front of everyone to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes*

Virgo: *comes up with a million film theories for the sequel*

Libra: *daydreams*

Scorpio: Cancer, this movie isn't that sad. *is actually crying*

Sagittarius: *watches intently*

Capricorn: why did I agree to see this?

Aquarius: *reads book in dark*

Pisces: oh, the humanity, how could that ever happen!

*everyone but Capricorn loved the movie*

Just by the way everyone, after this chapter I did notice that the personality of Aries kinda changed while I was writing but ya maybe Aries is just a bit happier and less angry but ya... sorry about that, I'll try to do better

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