The Signs See a Movie
*everyone's 7:00 am alarm clocks go off*
Aries: *Presses the off button and yawns, gets dressed quickly*
Taurus: *Moans* whyyyy *slaps off button and stretches back* why is my mattress so hard?
Gemini: *hears the sound of the alarm clock from upstairs and shrugs, continuing secret plan*
Cancer: *wakes up and screams from nightmare*
Libra: *barely wakes up, Cancer's screaming the only thing making her get out of bed*
Leo: *shifts uncomfortably in bed and hits snooze*
Virgo: *presses the off button and continues working on schedule*
Scorpio: *springs out of bed and presses the off button*
Sagittarius: *takes three tries to slap the snooze button*
Capricorn: *sleeps through alarm*
Aquarius: *goes to turn off Gemini's alarm*
Pisces: *secretly set alarm for 8:00 am*
Gemini: *screams* EVERYONE GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Libra: *walks downstairs with hand on Cancer's shoulder*
Virgo: *gets everyone else to come downstairs* what is it Gem?
Gemini: I figured out what we're going to do today!
Virgo: well umm I already spent all night making a plan an-
Gemini: we're going to see a movie!
Everyone but Virgo and Gemini: Woohoo!
Virgo: but I thought we could do some errand-
Gemini: I already bought the tickets
Virgo: *huffs silently to herself*
*at the movies*
Aries: Seriously? I don't want to see a f-
Virgo: language.
Aries: KIDS MOVIE!
Pisces: why must you always be mad at everything, it's my turn to choose! and I did!
Capricorn: Aries, it's Pisces turn.
Aries: Taurus! You agree with me, right?
Taurus: will there be popcorn?
Scorpio: sure.
Taurus: sorry Aries, it's Pisces' turn.
Gemini: I believe you, Aries.
Aries: thank you Gemini.
Cancer: but Gem! The movie looks so good!
Leo: *waves ten dollar bill*
Gemini: sorry Aries *grabs bill*
Libra: wow this movie looks good. Aries, you should give it a chance.
Aries: no.
Sagittarius: *Mocking Aries* no. I will never see that movie! Even though the reviews are in my search history!
Aries: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT! *blushes*
Capricorn: you never clear your search history.
Aries: ok, but how did you get into my computer?
Aquarius: you keep your password written down in your diary
Aries: w-what? I-I don't have a diary heh heh *is clearly lying* but theoretically if I did... How would you get past the lock?
Capricorn: I picked it.
Everyone: *stares in awe at Capricorn*
Sagittarius: I didn't know you could pick locks.
Aries: Seriously?
Capricorn: ya.
Leo: c'mon guys, we're gonna miss the movie!
*in the movie*
Aries: heh, I knew this movie would be bad *secretly loves it*
Tauras: *scarfs down all the popcorn*
Gemini: *falls in love with the main character*
Cancer: *sobs* THIS MOVIE IS SO SAD!
Leo: *squeezes in front of everyone to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes*
Virgo: *comes up with a million film theories for the sequel*
Libra: *daydreams*
Scorpio: Cancer, this movie isn't that sad. *is actually crying*
Sagittarius: *watches intently*
Capricorn: why did I agree to see this?
Aquarius: *reads book in dark*
Pisces: oh, the humanity, how could that ever happen!
*everyone but Capricorn loved the movie*
Just by the way everyone, after this chapter I did notice that the personality of Aries kinda changed while I was writing but ya maybe Aries is just a bit happier and less angry but ya... sorry about that, I'll try to do better
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