The Sign's Watching a Horror Movie
*11:00 pm*
Scorpio: *making popped corn in kitchen*
Sagittarius: *jumps out from behind Scorpio in scary costume* RAAAWR!
Scorpio: AUGH OH MY GOD YYAAAAUUUUGH *punches Sagittarius in face and starts kicking in stomach*
Sagittarius: SCORPIO WAIT IT'S ME!! OOOWWWW
Scorpio: *blushes* you will never speak of this.
Sagittarius: *while writhing in pain on the floor* only if you don't
Scorpio: deal.
Gemini: *from living room* WHAT'S THE HOLDUP? VIRGO WON'T LET US START WITHOUT YOU GUYS!!
Scorpio and Sagittarius: *walk into living room*
Gemini: *turns off lights*
Taurus: NO NOPE NO WAY THE LIGHTS STAY ON I AM NOTWATCHINGAHORRORMOVIEWITHTHELIGHTSONITWILLSCAREMETODEATHANDYOUALLWILLBESORRYANDYOUHAVENOIDEA-
Aries: stop being such a baby
Pisces: Lights stay on.
Aquarius: *looks up from book version of horror movie* wha- hmm? Oh I need the lights on to read
Cancer: *goes to flick on light switch*
Gemini: *slaps Cancer's hand*
Cancer: *holds back tears*
Libra: *grabs Aquarius' book* guess it's lights off then!!!!!!
Virgo: then it's settled... Leo, no phones!
Leo: b-but I need to take a pre-horror movie selfie!!!
Everyone: no.
Leo: fine.
*the bowls of popcorn were handed out and finally Capricorn is able to put the disk into the player.*
*movie starts off with a bloody scene*
Pisces: *faints*
Aries: YESSSSS GO MURDERER GO!
Cancer: that girl over there is totally gonna die first!
*boy dies*
Capricorn: *screams and hides behind Cancer*
Leo: *Hides behind couch and starts look at memes on phone*
Taurus: yup! I'm out! Ummm, can someone come with me? It's dark.
Libra: sure I'll go
*jumpscare*
Virgo: *spills popcorn* AUGH
*characters decide to go into basement*
Scorpio: WHAT! WHO WOULD EVER THINK THAT IS A GOOD IDEA, JUST WALK OUT THE FRONT DOOR! IT'SSOOBVIOUSWHATTODOYOUCANJUSTGOANYWHEREOTHERTHANTHEBASEMENTANDTHEATTICANDYOU'LLBEFINE!!!
Aquarius: *looks at memes with Leo*
Libra: *stares longingly at tv from other room*
Taurus: *watches cat videos*
Pisces: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*another death*
Aries: YESSSSSSS
Sagittarius: *makes creepy noises*
Capricorn: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *realizes it's Sagittarius* OH MY GOD YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE
Everyone Else: SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*in movie; mad scientist points ray gun at screen*
Aries: FINALLY THE MURDERER IS GONNA KILL THEM ALL!!
*entire tv screen goes blank, all of the Zodiacs get knocked out*
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