The Sign's Watching a Horror Movie

*11:00 pm*

Scorpio: *making popped corn in kitchen*

Sagittarius: *jumps out from behind Scorpio in scary costume* RAAAWR!

Scorpio: AUGH OH MY GOD YYAAAAUUUUGH *punches Sagittarius in face and starts kicking in stomach*

Sagittarius: SCORPIO WAIT IT'S ME!! OOOWWWW

Scorpio: *blushes* you will never speak of this.

Sagittarius: *while writhing in pain on the floor* only if you don't

Scorpio: deal.

Gemini: *from living room* WHAT'S THE HOLDUP? VIRGO WON'T LET US START WITHOUT YOU GUYS!!

Scorpio and Sagittarius: *walk into living room*

Gemini: *turns off lights*

Taurus: NO NOPE NO WAY THE LIGHTS STAY ON I AM NOTWATCHINGAHORRORMOVIEWITHTHELIGHTSONITWILLSCAREMETODEATHANDYOUALLWILLBESORRYANDYOUHAVENOIDEA-

Aries: stop being such a baby

Pisces: Lights stay on.

Aquarius: *looks up from book version of horror movie* wha- hmm? Oh I need the lights on to read

Cancer: *goes to flick on light switch*

Gemini: *slaps Cancer's hand*

Cancer: *holds back tears*

Libra: *grabs Aquarius' book* guess it's lights off then!!!!!!

Virgo: then it's settled... Leo, no phones!

Leo: b-but I need to take a pre-horror movie selfie!!!

Everyone: no.

Leo: fine.

*the bowls of popcorn were handed out and finally Capricorn is able to put the disk into the player.*

*movie starts off with a bloody scene*

Pisces: *faints*

Aries: YESSSSS GO MURDERER GO!

Cancer: that girl over there is totally gonna die first!

*boy dies*

Capricorn: *screams and hides behind Cancer*

Leo: *Hides behind couch and starts look at memes on phone*

Taurus: yup! I'm out! Ummm, can someone come with me? It's dark.

Libra: sure I'll go

*jumpscare*

Virgo: *spills popcorn* AUGH

*characters decide to go into basement*

Scorpio: WHAT! WHO WOULD EVER THINK THAT IS A GOOD IDEA, JUST WALK OUT THE FRONT DOOR! IT'SSOOBVIOUSWHATTODOYOUCANJUSTGOANYWHEREOTHERTHANTHEBASEMENTANDTHEATTICANDYOU'LLBEFINE!!!

Aquarius: *looks at memes with Leo*

Libra: *stares longingly at tv from other room*

Taurus: *watches cat videos*

Pisces: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

*another death*

Aries: YESSSSSSS

Sagittarius: *makes creepy noises*

Capricorn: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *realizes it's Sagittarius* OH MY GOD YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE

Everyone Else: SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*in movie; mad scientist points ray gun at screen*

Aries: FINALLY THE MURDERER IS GONNA KILL THEM ALL!!

*entire tv screen goes blank, all of the Zodiacs get knocked out*

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