*doorbell rings*

Virgo: oh, the pizzas are probably here.

Taurus: *hears from across the house, runs to the front door at light speed*

Capricorn: Woah

Taurus: *pulls door open* FEED MEH *grabs pizzas and searches through the boxes for hers*

Pizza Man: *Ahem*

Taurus: *looks up* oh erm, I don't have any cash... heh heh

Gemini: oh, I can pay for it. *does nothing*

Aries: WHAT THE F-

Virgo: LANGUAGE!

Pizza Man: *waves to get attention*

Saggitarius: *waves back*

Leo: is someone gonna pay for the pizzas?

Pisces: why does no one have any money?

Cancer: we're going to go to jail if no one can pay *bursts into tears*

Libra: I can pay *gives Monopoly Money to Pizza Man*

Pizza Man: *tears up Monopoly Money*

Pisces: *gasps*

Libra: THAT WAS GOOD MONEY, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY YOU IF YOU WON'T TAKE ANY LEGAL CURRENCY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

Aries: *drags Libra away as she starts throwing punches at the Pizza Man*

Aquarius: *looks up from book* Pizzas?

Capricorn: *sits on couch and does nothing*

Pizza Man: *clears throat*

Virgo: fine, I'll pay for it. *takes out wallet and pulls out exact change with no tip*

Pizza Man: *examines money and motions for more*

Virgo: *sighs and pulls out 15% tip to the cent*

Pizza Man: *walks away satisfied*

Scorpio: *climbs downstairs and yawns* What'd I miss?

Libra: *storms back into living room* a pizza man destroyed legal currency.

Scorpio: Virgo, why'd he do that to you?

Libra: HE DESTROYED MY MONEY! MINE!

Capricorn: Monopoly Money isn't currency.

Taurus: *scarfs down own pizza* you guys gonna eat yours?

Everyone But Taurus: YES!

Taurus: awe. *goes upstairs sadly*

Pisces: Scorpio, why'd you get me a whole pizza?

Scorpio: we're sharing.

Pisces: k *grabs biggest piece*

Scorpio: *glares at Pisces*

Pisces: *puts down slice and grabs smaller piece*

Scorpio: *nods and grabs big piece*

Everyone but Aquarius and Libra: *grabs pizza*

Libra: I'm not eating anything given to us by that man.

Aquarius: *looks up from book* hmm?

Aries: Pizza's here

Aquarius: *grabs pizza*

Libra: *sneakily grabs a slice*

Sagittarius: *raises eyebrows*

Libra: *tries to get pizza in mouth, but misses and smears pizza sauce all over her face*

I am really hoping to get more views on this story so ya... ALSO THIS CHAPTER TOOK ME KINDA a LONG TIME.