A/N: The grammar is bad on purpose. Also don't judge if this is inaccurate, I'm legit basing their personalities off like one article I read, and picking random orders that vaguely add up. Pls don't take this personally. Anyways, enjoy XD

Aries: spends entire life savings on mcnuggies

Taurus: 2 McDoubles, 10 piece mcnuggies, a large fry, and a large soda (any kind of soda)

Gemini: cinnamon roll and a McFlurry 

Cancer: burgor 

Leo: orders whatever will get them views (they're making a dramatic McDonald's at 3:00am video for yt)

Virgo: diet cheese and vegan water

Libra: happy meal with gogurt and apple juice <3

Scorpio: sings the bk "whopper" song/add and gets kicked out

Sagittarius: "wHeRe'S tHe LoCaL wEnDy'S? Whendeez nuts B)" (they, much like Scorpio, got kicked out)

Capricorn: orders ice cream and has to wait patiently for 5 hours for them to repair the ice cream machine; they're suprised when they see Capricorn has waited in the drive thru holding up the line the entire time.

Aquarius: misread the sign and orders some weird shit that confuses the person taking their order, ends up just getting water.

Pisces: whatever is on sale, if nothing is on sale, whatever is cheapest.