(Building on fire)
If my calculations are correct, we have approximately 37.7 seconds to escape before we are to be ablaze alive. SO HURRY THE HELL UP.

(Sees school fight)
*puts hand on chest* gasp! How dare they share such unnecessary violence around all these peers?!? STOP FUCKEN FIGHTING OVER WHAT SOMEBODY SAID ON TWITTER, ITS GETTING OLD.

(Sees crush)
I would say they are perfect, but it is nearly impossible for the human body-fuck it, NOtIce ME pLS!!!

OK THIS IS 110 PERCENT ACCURATE 😂😂