Aries: fight me
Taurus: they spelled my name wrong on my Starbucks cup
Gemini: I can't even
Cancer: this mayonnaise is too spicy
Leo: (insert celebrity) is my husband but he just doesn't know it
Virgo:oh em gee
Scorpio: do these legging match my uggs?
Sagittarius: same
Capricorn: what do you mean you haven't seen mean gurls???
Aquarius: Nutella is bae
Pisces: RELATIONSHIP GOALZZZAH!!!