(Building on fire)
AWWWWW SHIT. WACTH me do a back flip off the building!!! IF ONE MORE PERSON BUMPS INTO ME ONE MORE TIME-*gets bumped into* OMF

(Sees school fight)
*quickly runs telling people about fight*
Staff: Robert why are so many people here
I led them here. Fite me hoe

(Sees crush)
*stalks*
Ok now all I need to know is where they live and I'll be good to go.