(Building on fire)
Why are you still here?!? Grab your phone and leave TF?! WHY ARE ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS THE ONES TO STAY AROUND? (Lmao even if they ARE white and they will say that)

(Fight at school)
These ugly ass girls probably fighting over some guy they been with for two days. That's how fights be like now. Random kid: hey is that a fight?!
Yeah!! They are using these huge sticks too! Random kid: really?!*runs to fight*
Dumbass looking...

(Sees crush)
HOLD UP WHAT?! *fixes hair in 0.01 seconds and pushes all pretty girls into the nearest closet* nobody like y'all, TF?