(Building on fire)
*gets trapped in bathroom*
I. Am not dying. TODAY!!
*one punches giant hole and runs out doing cool obstacle course*
(Outside building)
Because I got a nail appointment in an hour.

(Sees school fight)
OK I KNOW YALL TWO AINT FIGHTING. Cuse YALL cant, AND BECAUSE I WILL SLAP YOUR SOUL INTO YOUR FACE. Girl 1: psssssh BICTH plea-*gets slapped to the next life*

(Sees crush)
*acts normal*
Hey.
*turns corner and has heart attack*