Author: Hi guys, and welcome to another episode of-
Virgo: Hold up. How can this be 'another' if this is the first one?
Author: Really? No way.
Gemini: Let's all calm down and find inner peace *both yes close* *one eye opens* Or, in simple terms shut up or I shank you.
Pisces: Guys! We got mail! Two of them!
Aquarius: Here ye, hear ye! My name is Aqua Rius, and I presen-
Capricorn: No more hanging of with Taurus and Sagittarius for you!
Aries: cut to the chase! What is this mail, and who is it for?
Pisces: It's our questions and dares, remember we made an application?
Aries: No but go on.
Pisces: *breathes in deeply* The first one is for... Scorpio!
Scorpio: Okay. Go ahead.
Pisces: Um... rainfairy79 wants to know who you hate the most.
Scorpio:  (So many choices... Leo, Aries, Gemini, who to choose?) Ahem. For most hated sign this year the award goes to... drumroll please... LEO! Come and accept your prize!
*random confetti*
Libra: What the heck?
Sagittarius: Aquarius!
Taurus: Why do you even have  confetti?
Aquarius: I borrowed it from Cancer.
Cancer: Wait! You said it was for your cousin Alaina!
Aquarius: Turns out she has her own confetti. *shrugs*
*while this argument is going on*
Leo: I'm sorry, what?
Scorpio: You're my most hated sign.
Leo: Why?
Scorpio: You text during dinner.
Leo: So?!
Scorpio: You never make dinner. And let me tell you something. It's tough. And more often than not, you complain about the food.
Leo: It's gross!
Scorpio: Then make a PB&J!
Cancer: *Done arguing* Ladies, ladies. You're both pretty.
Gemini: SO JUST CHILL OUT ALREADY! WE GET IT!
Taurus: Gemini, what did we say about being crazy?
Gemini: That we can control it.
Pisces: Guys, we still have one more thing!
*Everyone looks over*
Pisces: Erm... It's for Aries, from... arachnidsToreador . It's a dare! *reads* *eyes bug out*
Aries: What is it?
Pisces: *evil look* C'mere.
Aries: *walks over*
Pisces: *whispers*
Aries: Do I have to?
Pisces: Yep.
Aries: Um guys? I have a confession...
Aquarius: Go on! Out with it!
Aries: I-I'm gay. Pisces?
Pisces: Yeah?
Aries: I like you.
Pisces: Yeah, ok. Wait, what?!
Aries: Like you, like you.
Pisces: Me too. Like you, like you. *blushes*
Aquarius: Naw... So cute!
Leo: Wow.
Author: Well guys, I hope you enjoyed! Sorry it took so long my family was in town and I had camp and I had to get settled back into my regular schedule. Leave more awesome dares, questions, and comments!