It's fucking 4am give me a break

Aries: what the fuck is this a joke
Taurus: see you in hell!
Gemini: this hurts you know
Leo: That's it. End my suffering.
Cancer: If I survive this you are dead
Virgo: my life was gonna end soon anyway, so thanks.
Libra: you better have not gotten too much blood on my clothes-
Scorpio: oh so you want to fight? I take the challenge.
Sagittarius: What the hell was that for?
Capricorn: you fool, you stabbed the dummy version of me. I shall live *does evil laugh*
Aquarius: Is this how you show love? It hurts.
Pisces: no you idiot he's trying to kill you