Signs in Walmart~ Warning
Aries: SHUT THE FUK UP TAURUS!!
Taurus: *Chewing very loudly on a bag of chips they smuggled*
Gemini: Can we get food? Or drinks? Or T O Y S?
Cancer: Gemy, you can have whatever you want. *Hands her a 20*
Gemini: OoOoO! Thanks Cancer! *Runs to toy isle*
Leo: *Looking at clothes* Damn, I would look good in this.
Virgo: We have 50 dollars left and some change....Aquarius? AQUARIUS?
Libra: Can we hurry the fuk up, Leo and I have to go to the salon.
Scorpio: Biotch I will take my time. *Goes at knife section*
Capricorn: Quari, can we go to the skin care isle?
Aquarius: TAURUS AND ARIES, STOP. VIRGO, DO WE HAVE ENOUGH FOR FOOD AT ALL? LIBRA SIT YOUR ASS DOWN. LEO, NO CLOTHES. CAP, NO.
Aquarius: Wait....where's pisces? And Scorpio?
Everyone: *Dead silence*
Pisces: Here. Idk where it is, so can you get me this stuff? *Hands him list*
Scorpio: *Looks at list* Peroxide, matches, cooking oil, a fire extinguisher, a 6 inch knife and rat posen?
Pisces: *smiles* Mhm!
Scorpio:........what do you need THIS for? It looks like my arson supply list.
Pisces:.....You'll find out.
Aquarius: Capricorn, didn't I tell you to make sure Pisces didn't hang out with Scorpio anymore because Pisces is easily influenced?
Capricorn:....whaaaaaaaat? I don't remember THAT....
Aquarius: *Facepalms*
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