Signs in Walmart~ Warning


Aries: SHUT THE FUK UP TAURUS!!

Taurus: *Chewing very loudly on a bag of chips they smuggled*

Gemini: Can we get food? Or drinks? Or T O Y S?

Cancer: Gemy, you can have whatever you want. *Hands her a 20*

Gemini: OoOoO! Thanks Cancer! *Runs to toy isle*

Leo: *Looking at clothes* Damn, I would look good in this.

Virgo: We have 50 dollars left and some change....Aquarius? AQUARIUS?

Libra: Can we hurry the fuk up, Leo and I have to go to the salon.

Scorpio: Biotch I will take my time. *Goes at knife section*

Capricorn: Quari, can we go to the skin care isle?

Aquarius: TAURUS AND ARIES, STOP. VIRGO, DO WE HAVE ENOUGH FOR FOOD AT ALL? LIBRA SIT YOUR ASS DOWN. LEO, NO CLOTHES. CAP, NO.

Aquarius: Wait....where's pisces? And Scorpio?

Everyone: *Dead silence*

Pisces: Here. Idk where it is, so can you get me this stuff? *Hands him list*

Scorpio: *Looks at list* Peroxide, matches, cooking oil, a fire extinguisher, a 6 inch knife and rat posen?

Pisces: *smiles* Mhm!

Scorpio:........what do you need THIS for? It looks like my arson supply list.

Pisces:.....You'll find out.

Aquarius: Capricorn, didn't I tell you to make sure Pisces didn't hang out with Scorpio anymore because Pisces is easily influenced?

Capricorn:....whaaaaaaaat? I don't remember THAT....

Aquarius: *Facepalms*

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