Capricorn: *Going through mail* SCORPIO! LETTER!

Scorpio: *Comes put of room* Oh? What is it?

Capricorn: How would I know, dummy. *Hands him letter and goes back to room*

Scorpio: *Opens letter*

Scorpio: *Shaking* Wh-what?

Scorpio: It...no. Libra. She's playing a joke on me. Pisces is sweet. And kind. And harmless.

Scorpio: I refuse to accept it. No. *Crumbles letter, throws it in fire and runs to room* This isn't a funny joke!!