Aries: Makes fun of you and makes you laugh-" Did you know you that you remind me of a twerking hippo?"

Taurus: Denial-" What did I do?"

Gemini: fake make up-" I didn't mean to hurt you...."

Cancer: Exaggerates-"I sawwwwwwwwiiiyyy..."

Leo: Blame it on someone else- " Hey! Why do you always blame me? Why not Jason? He was closer!"

Virgo: Word play-" you see I didn't do it as that would mean betraying you and who in the world would I tell that you have a huge rash there?"

Libra: Blunt-" Why are you so sensitive?!?!"

Scorpio: Gets mad at you being made at them-" Don't you glare at me like that bitch I throw some voodoo your way you know if you don't stop it."

Sagittarius: Does funny shit-*would be upside down and gets thrown out the window when loses balance.*

Capricorn: Attention hungry - " Talk to me bitch I'm bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Aquarius: Feels bad but leaves you alone,"....................................................................*awkward silence*...................................................."

Pisces: Starts singing-" Is it too late to say sorry?"

         Friend: "Yes"

          Pisces:" What do you mean?"