Aries:"I crashed my motorcycle."

Taurus:"This idiot forgot to stop for me when I was crossing the road."

Gemini:"I'm here with my friend."

Cancer:"I was cooking soup for my boyfriend and I spilled it all over myself,now I have thrid degree burns."

Leo:"Someone called my ugly,so I tried to punch them but I missed and hit the brick wall."

Virgo:"Um I work here?"

Libra:"I had a panic attack."

Scorpio:"Someone pushed me down the stairs."

Sagittarius:"This old lady was on her motor scooter,and she was going slowly so I told her to hurry up and she ran over my toe."

Capricorn:"I was working really,five nights in a row,and got sleep deprivation and passed out."

Aquarius:"I was walking my mermaid and she pushed me into a well and ended up in Narnia."

Pisces:"I was concentrating and smashed into a wall and got a concussion."

Lol I did do the Leo and Pisces one already. ;')