Aries: No I didn't break that.

Taurus: I don't lie!

Gemini: I'm not even gonna talk about this anymore.

Cancer: Nah that doesn't offend me lol.

Leo: I love every single thing about myself.

Virgo:I'm going to fail this test.

Libra: Commitment doesn't bother me I can handle it.

Scorpio: I did not have sex with that person.

Sagittarius: Mom can I please got to that party?I promise I won't do drugs.

Capricorn: I am actually a really nice person!

Aquarius: I don't have feelings.

Pisces: I'm not crying over a fictional character...I'm not...