Expectation VS Reality

Aries Expectations: fierce ram,will fuck you up,is hella brave.

Reality:Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to compensate.

Taurus expectations:Loyal bull.

Reality: Cow that is too lazy to betray you.

Gemini expectations: super smart,super intelligent,can and will slay you.

Reality:Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month.

Cancer expectations:Mother bear,reliable,strong.

Reality:emotional wreck.

Leo expectations: Loyal sexy confident.

Reality:Emo lion.

Virgo expectations: shy smart,organised.

Reality:Always having internal meltdowns.

Libra expectations: Fashionable,friendly and fair.

Reality: really sad that they cannot fix everyone.

Scorpio expectations: Dark mysterious ansd probably a killer. 

Reality: Really emo,hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions.

Sagittarius expectations:So wise and majestic.

Reality:Makes up everything to compensate for their lack of life.

Capricorn expectations: cool, calm ,collected,ambitious.

Reality: Power starved baby that just wants love.

Aquarius expectations:God

Reality:Still God.

Pisces expectations: A cute anime

Reality: How can I murder people without getting my dress dirty.

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