All guess Pikachu

"It's CLEFAIRY!"

Aries: *throws rock at Scorpio* "THAT IS A BRAND NEW TV FUCKER!"

Taurus: *anxiously eats raw potatos*

Gemini: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LIL SHIT-"

Cancer: "It was worth a shot dammit."

Leo: "FUCK YOU GEMINI, YOU DUMB SHITHEAD."

Virgo: "I fucking hate you, Clefairy."

Libra: *fornite default dance*

Scorpio: *stabs TV with broken beer bottle*

Sagittarius: "It was Pikachu. It WAS Pikachu, no question asked."

Capricorn: *leaves*

Aquarius: "EVERY FUCKING TIME!"

Pisces: *internal screaming*