Aries - Donald Trump

Taurus - the Minions

Gemini - A spider (they'll probably make someone else kill it for them, though.)

Cancer - Meek Mill

Leo - A fuckboy

Virgo - The person who invented Crocs

Libra - A stupid ho

Scorpio - Everyone at school

Sagittarius - Overly priced clothes

Capricorn - White people who try to whip

Aquarius - Anyone who annoys them

Pisces - No one, since they're a sweet little cinnamon roll

Who will you kill?