Aries - Fights over that last Samsung TV and ends up breaking it...

Taurus - Waits at the food court while everyone is shopping and accidentally spills coffee on someone when they cut them off...

Gemini - Screaming over that last pair of panties at Victoria's Secret, ends up as a meme the next day...

Cancer - Buys all of the puppy calendars and runs out of money...

Leo - Waits in the long line at Hollister's and literally fights someone when the person tries to cut in line...

Virgo - Calculated everything beforehand but the prices ended up changing so they stress out and run into people...

Libra - Shops online while waiting in the check-out line and ended up knocking over a shelf...

Scorpio - Can't afford anything yet still tries, ending up getting kicked out for loitering...

Sagittarius - Was in line overnight at Best Buy and ended up getting sick due to the cold, sneezing on people...

Capricorn - Shops with a group of people and ambushes stores in a military-like manner, quickly taking what they need, getting in line, and leaving within 25 minutes per store...

Aquarius - Tips over multiple TVs, which shatter...

Pisces - ...a store manager who witnessed all of this... "Albert, we'll need extra employees at Target; a stampede of Apple employees got off their shift and are running to Target. I repeat, we need extra employees- Clean up on aisle 9- Albert, we're screwed. If I don't make it out of here alive, my last will can be located on my Wattpad account. Good-bye, Albert. Over."