Aries - "This is it. This is the year that I get my penis back from that dolphin that stole it."

Taurus - "Why he touchin' my man! WHERE HE GOIN' WITH MAH MAN!"

Gemini - "Oh no. I got a flashback boner."

Cancer - "Swim team nothing! I want that boy to be my bride!"

Leo - *Booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere.* "Bitch you gonna be mine."

Virgo - "I'm sinning tonight!"

Libra - "Painting sure is fun. You know what else is fun? Killing your best friend."

Scorpio - "What's up, sluts? Guess who just got out of prison!"

Sagittarius - "THEY'RE MY OSTRICHES!"

Capricorn - "Do not be alarmed! I am about to be hilarious!"

Aquarius - "USURPER!!"

Pisces - "The loser has to commit... Swimpuku."

What quote did you get?