aries: undercooks turkey and gives everyone salmonella

taurus: spoils the kids

gemini: complains about family to friends

cancer: panics when child gets hurt

leo: complains how they're the only one who helps around the house and then sleeps

virgo: constantly cleaning the house

libra: sleeping until 3pm

scorpio: tries to create the best family on earth

sagittarius: constantly planning holidays

capricorn: tries to become the favourite parent

aquarius: helps everyone with their problems

pisces: constantly apologizing