Aries: Everything. Literally everything

Taurus: Your crush

Gemini: Netflix

Cancer: How much poo your sign gets

Leo: Yourself

Virgo: Your ships

Libra: Other people

Scorpio: Memes

Capricorn: Your wrong opinion

Aquarius: Anime

Pisces: Your problems

See ya all in the next chapter!

Till then,
~Orchid