Aries: showers for hours

Taurus: cleans the whole house then rewards themselves with a whole tub of ice cream

Gemini: downloads some stupid illegal movies to watch

Cancer: talks to their pet about their problems

Leo: complains about how bored they are

Virgo: paces the house to classical music

Libra: takes selfies

Scorpio: watches TV shows and eats an unholy amount of food

Sagittarius: gets drunk

Capricorn: tries to read but ends up on Tumblr

Aquarius: watches YouTube videos of cats

Pisces: sleeps, eats then sleeps some more