Aries: shrugs

Taurus: never talks to you ever again

Gemini: bites your finger off

Cancer b*tch slaps you

Leo: unfollows you on Instagram

Virgo: leeks your nudes

Libra: drowns you in the school water fountain

Scorpio: shoves you down a flight of stairs

Sagittarius: tells your crush you have aids

Capricorn: gives you more food

Aquarius: cries

Pisces: sharpens knives