Aries: awkWARD

Taurus: have sex with me

Gemini *sleeps all day with partner*

Cancer: *cheats*

Leo: IM GOING TO MARRY THEN HAVE BABIES

Virgo: HUG ME

Libra: *soppy af*

Scorpio: if u touch them i will break ur face

Sagittarius: is single

Capricorn: u got money?

Aquarius: *borrows your hoodie*

Pisces: *breaks up with you and gets back together alot*