Aries: knocks you out in one punch

Taurus: *wild warrior chants*

Gemini: multiple smacks and purple nurples

Cancer: *crying*

Leo: makes the fight look like a UFC match

Virgo: brutal kicks in the face

Libra: brings all their friends to jump you

Scorpio: *summons satan*

Sagittarius: "wait, what are we doing again?"

Capricorn: matrix moves

Aquarius: straight to the point, no bullsh*t fight

Pisces: flirts their way out of the situation