Aries: most likely to kill a teacher

Taurus: most likely to marry food

Gemini: most likely to fail school

Cancer: most likely to find love soonest

Leo: most likely to become a celebrity

Virgo: most likely to be on a reality show

Libr: most likely to live far away

Scorpio: most likely to get a job at McDonalds

Sagittarius: most likely to become a hippie

Capricorn: most likely to own a pet shop

Aquarius: most likely to be besties with Beyoncé

Pisces: most likely to die with 666 cats