Cries a river (creates a waterfall of snot.): 
Mostly Pisces, Sagittarius,Aquarius and virgo.

Goes through boxes of tissues like madman/woman: 
Cancer, Taurus, Leo and Gemini.

Hugs the nearest thing and sobs till their eyes is soaked with their tears: 
Aries, Scorpio, Capricorn and Libra.