Aries: In control of the aux cord

Taurus: Decorating the house & exchanging memes

Gemini: Talking about all the gifts their going to get

Cancer: Baking cookies & shit 

Leo: Dancing to the music

Virgo: Decorating & simultaneously exchanging memes w/ Taurus

Libra: Directing the decorating

Scorpio: Attempting to organize a kinky sleepover game

Sagittarius: Flipping through Christmas movies

Capricorn: Taste testing all the Christmas treats

Aquarius: Telling corny Christmas jokes

Pisces: Baking & singing to music