Aries: guy cooking and throwing cat on ceiling video

Taurus: fruit nuggets

Gemini: dickcember chain text

Cancer: Lana del Rey bra size

Leo: ring bearer in a bear costume

Virgo: gobble gobble in spanish

Libra: how to get rid of dry toe skin

Scorpio: insults to people with braces

Sagittarius: bigfoot shows on xfinity

Capricorn: is it reasonable to go to a college just for their pool?

Aquarius: *name* criminal record

Pisces: which meme are you quiz