Aries: Donald Trump

Taurus: Minions

Gemini: any insect

Cancer: Meek Mill

Leo: Fuckboy

Virgo: Scott Seamans,Lyndon "Duke" Hanson, George Boedecker, Jr

(The creators and founders of Crocs)

Libra: a hoe (wait isn't that thing that farmers use to grow there crops?)

Scorpio: EVERYTHING

Sagittarius: Haters

Capricorn: People doing the whip and nae nae

Aquarius: Spammers

Pisces: nothing (maybe...)