Aries- "Do you know who I am?"

Taurus- bribes the kidnapper and gets them to take them back home

Gemini- *Is a serial killer and makes the kidnapper their victim*

Cancer- "Lmao why do you wanna kidnap me"

Leo- "You just kidnapped me because I'm pretty didn't you."

Virgo- "I hope wherever you're taking me is clean."

Libra- *engages in heated diplomatic argument with the kidnapper*

Scorpio- "If you don't let me go right now, I will punch you in the balls."

Sagittarius- *goes along with it and escapes when they aren't looking*

Capricorn- "This is not okay..."

Aquarius- "You insecure little... you are a low life."

Pisces- *comes up with an elaborate plan including backup and grenades*