*before you've even said anything* "lmao dump him":Capricorn, ARIES, Gemini

"you gave a boy??? power to hurt you??? a b o y?":Leo, Libra, SCORPIO

"ummm same?? i was just about to come to you???":Cancer, Virgo, PISCES

*gives you super deep advice then ends it with "...but idk" so they're not responsible for the outcome*:AQUARIUS, Sagittarius, Taurus