Aries: is the best company you can have.

Taurus: gives the best gifts.

Gemini: can be your partner in crime. 

Cancer: is always available to cuddles with you.

Leo: makes you food.

Virgo: takes you to the best restaurants in town.

Libra: loves to talk... about anything.

Scorpio: is always there for you, no matter what.

Sagittarius: could do anything to see you smile.

Capricorn: drives you home when you're drunk.

Aquarius: comes to your house to talk about Freud.

Pisces: remembers your birthday.