Aries: so what cute people should we talk about now

Taurus: I may be drunk, but I love you

Gemini: umm look for the Sierra quotes chapter but here are some!

"YOU FUCKIN SHIT FUCK"

"I burn so many calories walking to fridge"

"Why don't they just make portable fridges where you press a button and it appears

"GG WERE RUNNING OUT OF HONEY"

"I'm going to name my kid pregnant"

"Is scared in Ukranian"

"Oh yesssss"

"You put a big dick on a little dick and bam! Instadick! The newest dick enlargement!"

Cancer: "you cocksucker" thanks mom <3 (don't worry we were kidding around)

Leo: *imitates my weird ass hello* THIS WAS MY OLD CRUSH

Virgo: "I'm stealing your crush from you"

Libra: *foot rapes me* IT WAS MY CRUSH TOO SO I DON'T EVEN CARE

Scorpio: *fart noise made by someone*  s.: "SAMEEE"

Sagittarius: *yells in Lithuanian*

Capricorn: *freedom slaps people with US flag*

Aquarius: "ILL CUT YOUR FINGERS OFF AND FEED THEM TO YOU" I love my friends sometimes

Pisces: *calls me the ugliest potato*

S. = Scorpio