Aries: *cracks knuckles* I can change that

Taurus: *steals potion from Pisces*

Gemini: I don't even like myself

Cancer: I already have a cutout of them.

Leo: oh... I like them now

Virgo: *sends nudes* don't you love me now 😏

Libra: *cries for 10 years*

Scorpio: *walks up to crush* *kisses crush* THATS WHAT YOU AREN'T GOING TO GET

Sagittarius: *makes a "My Crush Will Like Me" Potion*

Capricorn: talks shit about crush but I only wanted to make the person who was dating my crush go missing

Aquarius: *kills anyone who might like crush* see Aquarius gets it

Pisces: *buys potion from Sagittarius*