Aries: You gonna go fuck that stuffed animal

Taurus: DOES THE BABY NEED HAYYYY

Gemini: WTF?!? Why you purring.

Cancer: I LOVE YOUUU

Leo: Yes your very derppppyyyy

Virgo: Shut the fuck uppppp

Libra: I swear to fucking god if you pee

Scorpio: You lil shit

Sagittarius: DONT FUCKING SCARW ME LIKE THAT U SHITHEAD

Capricorn: IM GOING TO FIGHT U WITH MY FINGER

Aquarius: You are going to be the reason I die.

Pisces: Why are you so stupid yet cute?

DONT WORRY HE IS FINE HES JUST NOT THE SMARTEST THING AND I LOVE HIM