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the signs as nuisances;
Aries: finger prints on screens
Taurus: hiccups
Gemini: phone charger breaking and the wires sticking out
Cancer: pizza rolls that pop open and release their sauce all over the pan
Leo: when your sleeves get wet while washing your hands
Virgo: pencil erasers that smudge everything
Libra: hitting yourself in the ankle with a razor scooter
Scorpio: packaging that just rips off part of the paper instead of opening
Sagittarius: when a bag of chips is mostly air
Capricorn: having something really important to say and then forgetting it
Aquarius: when you are unable to find the beginning of a roll of tape
Pisces: putting pants on when your legs are wet
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