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the signs' true daddies;
Aries: gordon ramsay
Taurus: guy fieri
Gemini: donald trump
Cancer: bob duncan
Leo: bill nye
Virgo: george bush
Libra: the lead singer of nickelback
Scorpio: ronald mcdonald
Sagittarius: dwayne "the rock" johnson with his fanny pack
Capricorn: adam sandler
Aquarius: shrek
Pisces: bob the minion
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