A/N: For a 69th chapter special, I will be doing at least three Zodiac Sign scenarios, a face reveal, maybe a meme or two, plus a song! Yeah. I know I'm weird. Doing a special chapter for 69. It's just funny. 

Zodiac+Tired

Aries: *Sighs loudly to scare people off so they won't talk to them*

Taurus: *Eats Pop Tart, looks at everyone with rage and murder in their eyes*

Gemini: THISISMYTWELFTHCUPOFCOFFEE!!!! *Sips coffee, passes out*

Cancer: *Slips sunglasses on face, leans head back, passes the frick out*

Leo: *Sleeping in their bed because they don't freaking care*

Virgo: *Cleans entire house to try to stay awake, passes out from the fumes*

Libra: *Sobs* I just wanna take a nap. *Lies head down* This is a good spot

Scorpio: *Thinking only of murder and coffee*

Sagittarius: *Talks 5 hour rant that makes no sense to anyone but them*

Capricorn: *Acting normal 'cause they're always tired*

Aquarius: *Mentions how tired they are every 5 minutes*

Pisces: *Like Capricorn acts normal since they're always tired, laughs at other signs*

The Signs Watching "It"

Aries: *Whispers to themselves* I'm going to hide red balloons in all of their houses tonight...

Taurus: Oh my god Gemini! Eddie is my child!

Gemini: *Gripping Taurus's arm* Hahaha I'm not scareddd

Cancer: *Crying* Leo I'm scared

Leo: I'm not tolerating this, Virgo switch me

Virgo: Fine, come here Cancer we can cry together

Libra: NOOOO MY SODA SPILT ON MY LAP!

Theatre: SHHHHHHH!

Scorpio: Just lick it up

Sagittarius: AHHHHHHH THE LEPUR!!!!

Theatre: SHHHHHHH!!!!

Capricorn: *Asleep*

Aquarius: Hey Pisces can I have popcorn?

Pisces: Ummm, there seems to be a malfunction... *Popcorn bucket on head*

(The meme/scenario/whatever didn't come with a Capricorn, so I made one up.)

Weaknesses of the Signs

Aries: Impatient, moody, short-tempered, impulsive, aggressive

Taurus: Stubborn, possessive, uncompromising

Gemini: Nervous, inconsistent, indecisive

Cancer: Moody, pessimistic, suspicious, manipulative, insecure

Leo: Arrogant, stubborn, self-centered, lazy, inflexible

Virgo: Shyness, worry, overly critical of self and others, all work and no play

Libra: Indecisive, avoids confrontations, will carry a grudge, self-pity 

Scorpio: Distrusting, jealous, secretive, violent 

Sagittarius: Promises more than can deliver, very impatient, will say anything no matter how undiplomatic

Capricorn: Know-it-all, unforgiving, condescending, expecting the worst

Aquarius: Runs from emotional expression, temperamental, uncompromising, aloof

Pisces: Fearful, overly trusting, sad, desire to escape reality 

The Signs as Bad Puns

Aries: I lost my watch at a party. When I went looking for it, I saw some guy stepping on it while harassing a girl. So I walked up to the dude and punched him straight (Gay) in the nose because no one does that to a girl... not on my watch!

Taurus: I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me

Gemini: My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends

Cancer: My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast

Leo: I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know y

Virgo: What do the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Mitosis

Libra: Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a day

Scorpio: When the scientist wanted to clone a deer, he bought a doe it yourself kit 

Sagittarius: Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos

Capricorn: Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too

Aquarius: Police were called to a daycare yesterday, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest

Pisces: Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed inside a little

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     Meme or two

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                    Face Reveal 

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I really didn't want to do this, but I guess I will. 

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

Are you absolutely positive?

Alright...

Beware! You are about to witness extreme ugliness!

Fine. Enough with the buildup.

Here I am!