A/N: Haha I'm back. I wasn't busy or anything, I'm just lazy. Anyway, I just saved a crap ton of Zodiac Sign things, so get ready for a crap ton of chapters.

The Signs as Things My Physics Teacher Said

A/N: Not my Physics Teacher. I found this on the internet.

Aries: "Stand up Gabe, I'm setting your desk on fire."

Taurus: "I don't care who's common it is, put it away."

Gemini: "Whoever wrote mitochondria as the most important thing you learned in science raise your hand, I know there's more than one."

Cancer: "No don't ask Jesus for help on your quiz if you didn't study, not even Jesus can help you now."

Leo: "Would anyone like to donate clothing to put on our class skeleton, it makes me uncomfortable he gets to be naked in this class but I can't."

Virgo: "No I'm not grading your tests I'm trying to sell my World of Warcraft account. That's what happens when you have kids."

Libra: "Don't marry anyone name Mia. Most likely she's only marrying you for a visa trust me."

Scorpio: "Oh really does it say you're a loser on your birth certificate too?"

Sagittarius: "I may have accidentally sent a very personal email to one of your parents that was supposed to go to my mom."

Capricorn: "Which one of you hell beasts stole my almond chocolate off my desk."

Aquarius: "No Gabe, Bill Nye the Science Guy isn't a documentary."

Pisces: "Do I look like I would keep dead rats on a jar? Don't answer that."

Posted: December 16, 2020