The Signs as Useless Powers

Aries: Ability to change eye color 

Taurus: Ability to sneeze really quietly

Gemini: Ability to brush their teeth without wetting the toothbrush first 

Cancer: Ability to vomit on command

Leo: Ability to smell things from far away 

Virgo: Ability to eat endlessly without feeling full

Libra: Ability to summon buckets at all times

Scorpio: Ability to turn off the light without getting up 

Sagittarius: Ability to walk in any height of heels

Capricorn: Ability to burp caramel

Aquarius: Ability to talk in comic sans

Pisces: Ability to not be scared by the toaster when your toast is done 

Posted: November 15, 2020